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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQ - CREDITS FOR THIS INTRO: - - ZB/D^E F"F$G&G(G*G,G. - ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ - NIT IS END APRIL,MICHAEL JACKSON IS WHISPERING SOMETHING BEHIND ME ('I JUST CAN'T STOP LOVING YOU',FROM THE ALBUM 'BAD',I SOMETIMES LISTEN TO IT,WHEN I'M REAL BORED) AND THE FILM ON THE TV (READ SCROLL IN NEXT PART) WAS SO BORING THAT I STOPPED WATCHING AFTER TEN MINITS - IT FELT LIKE I WAS WATCHING A HYDROX DEMO,THEY ALL ARE VERY BORING TOO - 9 ANYWAY,YOU CAN READ IN THE TEXT ABOVE WHO MADE THE DEMO - JUST ONE MORE CREDIT:MUSIC BY SOEDESOFT . THIS SCREEN WAS FIRST RELEASED AS THE INTRO FOR THE DEMO 'LIFESTYLE',RELEASED AT THE JOY-MGF-WWE PARTY IN OCTOBER LAST YEAR (OH,HOW WONDERFUL ARE THE DAYS PAST) . AFTER THAT IT WAS ALSO USED FOR 'XANITY','ROLSTOELBAL',AND OFCOURSE THE INFINITE 'SWAP OR DIE FAST' .. WELL,WACKO JACKO STARTS SBING - 'DIRTY DIANA' (I BET HE DOESN'T MEAN THE DIANA IN MY CLASS,SHE'S JUST SO UGLY THAT SHE HAS BEEN OFFERED A JOB AS A WATCHDOG AT A LOCAL JEWELLER - ) AND MY NECK STARTS HURTING,THAT'S WHY I'M GONNA PUT SOME ICE ON IT AND LEAVE THIS SCROLL TO DIE - PRESS SPACE .. PRESS SPACE .. PRESS SPACE .. PRESS SPA .. PRESS .. PRESS .. P - 6WORLD WIDE EXPRESSIVE! - 6IS BACK TO PRESENT YA: - .INTRO DEJA-VU! - 8LINKED BY THE DARK JUDGE - 6PRESS FIRE TO CONTINUE - [COOL OR WHAT ??#THIS INTRO WAS CODED BY ME,TDJ,IN HALF AN HOUR ON THE DAY BEFORE THE VENLO MEETING IN SEPTEMBER '88 - <]NOW,MORE THEN HALF A YEAR LATER,I STILL LIKE IT,I'M AFRAID - I'VE BEEN TO THE DOCTOR FOR IT BUT HE SAID I COULDN'T BE CURED WITH MEDICINES,IT HOPEFULLY WILL LEAVE IN TIME !!]I ALSO 'MADE' THE LOGO BUT I FORGOT WHO WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE MUSIC - %WHAT THE HECK,NOBODY CARES ANYWAY !!]THIS INTRO HAS BEEN USED QUITE A FEW TIMES,MOSTLY FOR LITTLE CRACKS (LIKE SCORPION) AND THE MEGA-COOL SAMPLE 'UNBEATABLE' (STILL THE BEST SAMPLE EVER,ASK FOR IT IF YOU DON'T HAVE IT !!)#OH WELL,I MUST HURRY NOW 'COZ IN JUST A FEW MINITS THERE'S A FILM ON THE TELLY WHICH I WANNA WATCH,SO - .. PRESS FIRE !! - 1TAILS .[ALSO LOOK OUT FOR ALL OTHER WWE RELEASES - .2#WRAP LIKE HELL !! - ABCDEFGHIJKLMOPQRSTUVWXYZ[/]^_ !"#$%&'()* - )('&%$#"! _^]/[ZYXWVUUSRQPON - +*)('&%$#"! _^]/[ZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCB - 5WORLD WIDE EXPRESSIVE - 3IS PROUD TO PRESENT - 9LINKED BY THE DARK JUDGE. - 6HIT SPACE TO CONTINUE. - :ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ - HERE'S ANOTHER PART FROM 'INTRO DEJA-VU',THE INTRO COLLECTION NOMINATED FOR 'THE MOST STUPID DEMO NAME' IN 1989 - THIS QUITE COOL INTRO,USED FOR BOTH DEMO'S (XANADOR) AND CRACKS (I-XERA) WAS CODED BY WIZZY WITH LOGO'S BY MAP - I DUNNO WHO MADE THE MUSIC BUT IT SURE IS COOL !! THE INTRO ORIGINALLY HAD A STAR-SPRITE ROUTINE TOO IN (HOSE DAYS,BUT I REMOVED IT WHEN I USED THE INTRO FOR A RE-RELEASE CALLED 'DAVIDS MIDNIGHT MAGIC' BECOZ THE STARS DIDN'T FIT WITH THE TDJ-LOGO !! IT WAS ALWAYS A PROBLEM WHICH LOGO TO USE,SINCE TWO WWE LOGO'S WOULD BE TOO MUCH - ANYWAY,THIS REALLY COOL INTROSCROLLTEXT (GNI GNI) HAS TO END,BECOZ I WANNA FINISH THIS INTRO COLLECTION TONIGHT AND I STILL HAVE TO LINK THE FIRST 7 PARTS - .9 SO GOODBYE FROM TDJ/WWE - #2I DON'T CARE IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT:ENJOY! - GGHHIIJJKLMMNOPQRSTUWXZ[]_ "$')+.147:> - 2UVWXUZW[UVWXUZW[/]^_ !"#$%&'()*)+,DDEFDDENGHGHGHGO - WORLD WIDE EXPRESSIVE PRESENTS * INTRO DEJA-VU! * LINKED BY THE DARK JUDGE CREDITS FOR THIS INTRO: ALL CODING BY TDJ. LOGO BY MAP. MUSIC BY DIGI-BLASTER. THIS CHARSET BY MANOWAR. BIG CHARSET BY 801 DC/TRIAD. CALL HOLLAND (+31)3431-1220. * HIT THE UNMARKED ONE * - WORLD WIDE EXPRESSIVE PRESENTS * INTRO DEJA-VU! * LINKED BY THE DARK JUDGE CREDITS FOR THIS INTRO: ALL CODING BY TDJ. LOGO BY MAP. MUSIC BY DIGI-BLASTER. THIS CHARSET BY MANOWAR. BIG CHARSET BY 801 DC/TRIAD. CALL HOLLAND (+31)3431-1220. * HIT THE UNMARKED ONE * - WORLD WIDE EXPRESSIVE GIVES YOU 'INTRO DEJA-VU!' .. THIS ONE HAS BEEN USED ONLY TWICE,FIRST ON THE 'ALPHA GREET SORTER' (BY THE WAY,EXPECT VOLUME 2 TO BE RELEASED SOON) AND THEN ON MY HARDLY SPREAD 'SEX AND VIOLENCE' (MOST OF MY CONTACTS WILL GET IT AT THE SAME TIME AS THIS INTRO COLLECTION) ... SINCE I KNOW THIS TEXT IS HARD TO READ,AND SINCE I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING HEALTHY TO TELL YOU ANYWAY (BUT THEN AGAIN,I NEVER HAD) I GUESS THERE'S NOTHING BETTER THEN TO PRESS SPACE,WHILE I CAN LISTEN TO 'NEW YEAR'S DAY' FROM THE GROUP U2 (YEAH) .. / SEE YOU IN THE NEXT PART COMRADES !! / -
- - - - - NOBODY ELSE THEN *THE DARK JUDGE* ... A - A THIS INTRO WAS ONLY USED ONE TIME FOR THE DEMO -SATISFACTION- ... I QUITE LIKED IT WHEN I USED IT THEN AND I STILL DO ... HOPE YOU FEEL THE SAME !! THIS LITTLE SCROLLY WAS THEN USED TO MENTION THE MEMBER LIST WHICH STILL INCLUDED NAMES LIKE SABA -NOW BEYOND FORCE- AND TBS -NOW STOPPED- .. WOW MAN .. WHAT A GREAT TIME IT WAS THEN ........ - USE JOYSTICK IN PORT 2 TO ALTER SPEED! - PH OH BOYS ! WATCH THIS SCREEN NOW,WILL YA? - 2THIZZ INTRO WAS USED FOR MANY CLASSIC WWE DEMO'S ( - ) . FOR EXAMPLE : AMBITION 1 - THE FAVE CAT SHOW - FOR ADULTS ONLY 1 AND 2 - MEET THE BOSS - SWAP OR DIE TOO AND SOME OTHERS .. AFTER WE USED IT A COUPLE OF TIMES WE STARTED GETTING LETTERS IN WHICH PEOPLE ASKED US PLEASE TO STOP USING IT !! AFTER SOME INVESTIGATION IT SHOWED THAT ALL THESE LETTERS WERE WRITTEN BY THE ONE AND ONLY CHARON/WWE - .6 TALKING ABOUT CHARON - I LAST WEEK HE WAS DEFEATED NO LESS THEN 4 TIMES WITH MICROSOCCER !! THE GREAT GUY WHO DID THIS TO HIM WAS NO-ONE LESS THEN OUR VERY OWN 'MR. SOUNDMASTER' DB !! SO WHENEVER YOU SEE CHARON (PRAY YOU DON'T ..) JUST START LAUGHING AT HIM !! SIGNING OFF FOR THIS SCROLL - .< THE DARK JUDGE FROM WWE !! - .= (THE TENSION IS UNBEARABLE) - M ANOTHER INTRO !! OH SHOCK !! OH SURPRISE !! WHO WOULD EXPECT THAT IN AN INTRO-COLLECTION SUCH AS THIS ?? ANYWAY,THIS INTRO WAS AGAIN CODED BY WIZZY .. ISN'T IT JUST BORING ?? THE FUNKY MUSIC IS FROM THE OLD GAME '720 DEGREES' AND ACCORDING TO RHANDOR/WWE 'IMPOSSIBLE' - SO YOU SEE:ONE MOMENT YOU ARE GETTING BORED BY A WWE INTRO COLLECTION AND THE NEXT MOMENT YOU ARE LISTENING TO A MIRACLE !! ISN'T LIFE WONDERFUL - 5WORLD WIDE EXPRESSIVE - = 1PROUDLY PRESENTS: - .INTRO DEJA-VU! - 4THIS INTRO CODED BY: - 2THE MEMBERS OF WWE - .23 IN TOTAL !! - DON'T BOTHER TURNING UP THE VOLUME 'COZ THERE JUST ISN'T ANY SOUND !! I GUESS WIZZY FORGOT TO INSERT THAT WHEN HE CODED THIS INTRO ABOUT A YEAR AGO - THIS INTRO WAS USED A COUPLE OF TIMES,FOR EXAMPLE FOR THE DEMO 'ABNORMAL',WHICH IS THE ONLY DEMO CODED BY CYLON EVER - YOU COULD ALSO FIND THIS INTRO BEFORE THE CONTACT-DEMO'S 'SAY YES!' AND 'SAY NO!' !! OKAY,YOU MAY PRESS THE LONG ONE NOW,'COZ CHARON ALSO WANTS TO TYPE SOME TEXT AND YOU CAN BE SURE YOU DON'T WANNA READ IT - YEAH, I AM BACK AGAIN TO SCREW UP THIS INTRO A LITTLE WITH ONE OF MY LOUSY TEXTS - +WHY AM I TYPING THIS, IN GOD'S MIGHTY NAME - 1I REFUSE TO WRITE - )I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING TO WRITE, AS ALWAYS - THE ONLY THING I KNOW IS THAT THE TIME IS 10:30 AND THAT'S MUCH TO EARLY FOR AN OLD MAN, AS I AM - 5SO, FUCK THE PINS AND - OKAY,THIS WAS TOO MUCH FOR A NORMAL FREAK TO COPE WITH,THAT'S WHY I SHALL LET THIS TEXT DO A WRAP NOW !! SIGNING OFF IN COOPERATION : TDJ AND CHARON/WWE !! - PH TDJ SEZ: MAKE WAR, NOT LOVE . IT'S SAFER !! WELCOME TO MY (TDJ'S) OLDEST INTRO !! AS YOU CAN SEE IT WAS NOT ENTIRELY MEANT FOR WWE,BUT MORE FOR ANOTHER GROUP CALLED 'FICTION' - [ WHEN I FIRST JOINED WWE I WAS A MEMBER OF THAT GROUP TOO AND SO WERE SOME OTHER WWE MEMBERS !! CONFUSED BY THIS STORY ?? GOOD,YOU SHOULD BE . THIS INTRO WAS USED TWICE .. THE FIRST TIME FOR THE DEMO 'FICTIONAIRY' WHICH WAS MADE BY ME FOR THE RSF/FICTION AND AFTER THAT FOR MY FIRST WWE DEMO CALLED 'NIRWANA' (A REAL CLASSIC) . ACTUALLY,MOST OF THE CODING ON THIS SCREEN WAS DONE BY LEN . HE NOW IS A MEMBER FROM AMIGA GROUP JOY-MGF,BUT THEN HE WAS IN LAST SCIENCE (WHICH WAS STILL ALIVE THEN) .. THE 'FICTION' SPRITES WERE DRAWN BY FICTION MEMBER FLEX AND THE MUSIC WAS FROM MATT GREY (REMEMBER LAST NINJA ??) . AS YOU ALREADY DISCOVERED PRESSING THE SPACE BAR WOULD ONLY RESULT IN THE MUSIC STARTING AGAIN . FIRE ON THE JOYSTICK IN PORT 2 WOULD DO THE TRICK .. OKAY,THAT WAS ALL FOR THIS PART - .4 PRESS FIRE MATEY'S - WELCOME TO THE LAST FROM THE INTRO'S IN THIS INTRO DEJA-VU ! - THIS INTRO WAS USED FOR AN OLD WWE DEMO CALLED : - THE CODING ON THIS INTRO WAS DONE BY WIZZY - 3AS FAR AS I KNOW THBIS - THE OLDEST 'REAL' WWE INTRO AVIABLE .. THERE WAS ALSO THE INTRO FROM INTRODUCION 1 BUT I DECIDED NOT TO COUNT THAT ONE .. THIS DEMO WAS,IF I'M CORRECT,ONLY USED FOR 'BEREND BOTJE' WHICH WAS THE LAST SOLO-DEMO MADE BY HOGAN,WAY BACK IN FEBRUARY '88 !! - WELL,THAT WAS IT,LOOK OUT FOR MORE WWE PRODUCTS SOON TO COME .. BYE FROM TDJ/WWE !! - C[C]C_C E'E%C$E,E)K'A'A' - E C A A A A C G - C[C]C_C E'E%C$E,E)K'A'A' - E C A A A A C G - ?GGHHIIJJKLMMNOPQRSTUWXZ[]_ "$')+.147:> - GGHHIIJJKLMMNOPQRSTUWXZ[]_ "$')+.147:> - YGYGZGZG[G[G/G/G]G]G^G^G_G_G G G - AAAAAAAAAAARGHHHH !! ANOTHER INTRO !! AND A VERY CUTE ONE IT IS TOO ... OFCOURSE CODED BY NOBODY ELSE THEN *THE DARK JUDGE* ... AND THERE'S EVEN MORE 'CUTE THINGIES' LIKE THIS/.. BY THE WAY,YOU MAY PLAY AROUND WITH A STICK IN PORT 2 .. I REMEMBER WHEN I FIRST SHOWED THIS TO WIZZY AND CHARON ... THE LAST ONE HAD THEN CODED A DYCP SCROLL (THE FIRST IN THE WORLD !!) AND AFTER HE SHOWED US,I GAVE WIZZY THIS PART .. HE LOOKED AT THE SCREEN FOR 3 SECONDS,SAID 'INTERESTING',RESETTED AND LOADED CHARON'S PART AGAIN ... LIFE IS HARD FOR A GENIUS SUCH AS I !! OKAY,YOU MAY LOOK AROUND A LITTLE BIT MORE IF YOU LIKE,READING ONE OF THE OTHER SCROLLS,OR YOU MAY ALSO HIT THE LONG ONE,BUT A FACT IS THAT THIS SCROLL IS GONNA WRAP ... BYE ... - WELL I BE A SON OF A DOG (THAT WOULD MAKE ME A PUPPY) !! THIS SCREEN WAS MY FIRST 'REAL' DEMO SCREEN,CODED EVEN BEFORE MY EARLIER DEMO'S LIKE 'SWAP OR DIE TOO' ETC.,BUT I LOST THIS PART AND FOUND IT BACK JUST IN TIME TO PUT IT BEFORE SATISFACTION (THE DEMO WHOSE NAME WAS FAR BETTER THAN IT'S CODING) ... WHENEVER I AM IN A NOSTALGIC MOOD,I LOAD 'SATISFACTION' AND RIGHT AWAY I REALISE THAT I STILL HAVEN'T LEARNED CODING SINCE THEN ... WELL,GUESS I GOTTA QUIT . BYE BYE !! - AAAAAAAAAAARGHHHH !! ANOTHER INTRO !! AND A VERY CUTE ONE IT IS TOO ... OFCOURSE CODED BY NOBODY ELSE THEN *THE DARK JUDGE* ... AND THERE'S EVEN MORE 'CUTE THINGIES' LIKE THIS/.. BY THE WAY,YOU MAY PLAY AROUND WITH A STICK IN PORT 2 .. I REMEMBER WHEN I FIRST SHOWED THIS TO WIZZY AND CHARON ... THE LAST ONE HAD THEN CODED A DYCP SCROLL (THE FIRST IN THE WORLD !!) AND AFTER HE SHOWED US,I GAVE WIZZY THIS PART .. HE LOOKED AT THE SCREEN FOR 3 SECONDS,SAID 'INTERESTING',RESETTED AND LOADED CHARON'S PART AGAIN ... LIFE IS HARD FOR A GENIUS SUCH AS I !! OKAY,YOU MAY LOOK AROUND A LITTLE BIT MORE IF YOU LIKE,READING ONE OF THE OTHER SCROLLS,OR YOU MAY ALSO HIT THE LONG ONE,BUT A FACT IS THAT THIS SCROLL IS GONNA WRAP ... BYE ... - WELL I BE A SON OF A DOG (THAT WOULD MAKE ME A PUPPY) !! THIS SCREEN WAS MY FIRST 'REAL' DEMO SCREEN,CODED EVEN BEFORE MY EARLIER DEMO'S LIKE 'SWAP OR DIE TOO' ETC.,BUT I LOST THIS PART AND FOUND IT BACK JUST IN TIME TO PUT IT BEFORE SATISFACTION (THE DEMO WHOSE NAME WAS FAR BETTER THAN IT'S CODING) ... WHENEVER I AM IN A NOSTALGIC MOOD,I LOAD 'SATISFACTION' AND RIGHT AWAY I REALISE THAT I STILL HAVEN'T LEARNED CODING SINCE THEN ... WELL,GUESS I GOTTA QUIT . BYE BYE !! - /]^Z^Z^Z^Z^Z^Z^Z^Z^Z^Z^Z^Z^Z^Z - MAKE ME A PUPPY) !! THIS SCREEN WAS MY FIRST 'REAL' DEMO SCREEN,CODED EVEN BEFORE MY EARLIER DEMO'S LIKE 'SWAP OR DIE TOO' ETC.,BUT I LOST THIS PART AND FOUND IT BACK JUST IN TIME TO PUT IT BEFORE SATISFACTION (THE DEMO WHOSE NAME WAS FAR BETTER THAN IT'S CODING) - WHENEVER I AM IN A NOSTALGIC MOOD,I LOAD 'SATISFACTION' AND RIGHT AWAY I REALISE TH -
- - HAVEN'T GOT ANY LOGO TO REPLACE IT WITH - PRESENTS INTRO DEJA-VU - SUWYZ/^_ "#$%%&&&&&%$$#" _]/ZXVUSQOMKJHGEDCBAA - AABCDEFHIKMNPRTVXY[]^ !"#$%%&&&&%%$#"! ^][YWVTRPNLKIGFEDCBA - ZB/D^E F"F$G&G(G*G,G. - $WWE IS PROUD TO PRESENT INTRO DEJA-VU! /...#IT IS WITH JOY IN MY HEART THAT I,TDJ,WELCOME YOU TO THE FIRST EVER WORLD WIDE EXPRESSIVE INTRO COLLECTION ..$THERE ARE NO LESS THEN 12 INTRO'S TO BE ENJOYED,THIS ONE NOT COUNTED !! THOSE INTRO'S WERE CODED BY .. WIZZY (6X),LEN/TLS (1X),MB (1X) AND ME,THE ALMIGHTY DARK JUDGE (4X,YOU CAN RECOGNIZE THEM WITHOUT TROUBLE,THEY ARE THE BAD ONES) ..%OFCOURSE THERE'S ALSO CREDITS TO THIS INTRO AND THEY COULD GO LIKE THIS ..#CODING AND TEXT BY TDJ,LOGO BY TECON/STARION,LITTLE CHARS BY TWA,BIG CHARS BY DOMINATORS AND MUSIC BY DIGI BLASTER (GOOD ONE HANS !!) .$THE INTRO'S WERE ALL USED IN THE PERIOD 2/88-5/89,ABOUT 15 MONTHS .. SOME OF THEM WERE QUITE HARD TO RIP,ESP. THE OLDER ONES,BECOZ THEY DIDN'T HAVE A NORMAL STARTADRESS OR ANY INIT AT ALL !! ALSO THE DIFFERENCE IN SIZE BETWEEN THE INTRO'S COULD BE REAL ASTONISHING,SOME WERE 18 BLOCKS BIG,OTHERS MORE THEN 40 !! BUT ALAS,AFTER NO MORE THEN HALF A DAY OF HARD WORK (AND A LOT OF CRAP WRITING) IT'S FINALLY FINISHED ..%YOU WILL PROBABLY SEE THE LOGO ABOVE ONCE MORE,IN THE SECOND INTRO AFTER THIS ONE .. I WOULD LIKE TO REPLACE THIS ONE,BUT I HAVEN'T GOT ANY LOGO TO REPLACE IT WITH .. SORRY !!#OKAY,LOOK FOR GREETINGS ETC. IN THE NEXT PART .. HERE IS JUST THE WWE MEMBER LIST ..%DB * WIZZY * RHANDOR * TIR * GONZO * BOB * METAL * TFD * RED * CHARON * HOGAN * HAWK * CAT * SBT * SONIX * NPS * KWI * JOV * MB * TBJ * MAP AND ME,TDJ .$I HOPE I DIDN'T FORGET ANY ONE,BUT WITH SO MUCH MEMBERS SUCH THINGS ARE BOUND TO HAPPEN !! ALSO,WE STILL DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT CYLON,IS HE IN WWE OR WHAT ??#WELL,WHO GIVES A DAMN,I KNOW I DON'T .. I CAN SAY ONLY ONE THING,SPREAD THIS TO ALL YOUR CONTACTS SO EVERY COMPUTER FREAK IN THE WORLD WILL KNOW THAT WE FROM WWE ALWAYS HAVE HAD QUALITY !! SEE YOU LATER (IN INTRO DEJA-VU 2 PERHAPS ??) .... $ - 2 WORLD WIDE GREETS - 3GO WITH EXPRESS TO: - '9&%$#" _][YWUTRPNLJHGEDCBA - 9ABCDEGHJLNPRSUWY[]_ "#$%& - '9&%$#" _][YWUTRPNLJHGEDCBA - 9ABCDEGHJLNPRSUWY[]_ "#$%& - '9&%$#" _][YWUTRPNLJHGEDCBA - 9ABCDEGHJLNPRSUWY[]_ "#$%& - '9&%$#" _][YWUTRPNLJHGEDCBA - WHAT'S THIS ?? ONLY ONE BLOCK PER SCROLL WHICH I CAN USE TO WRITE TEXT ?? HOW BORING - .7 WELL,AS YOU CAN SEE THBIS - A WWE INTRO AND WWE INTRO'S OFTEN ARE PUT BEFORE WWE DEMO'S AND WWE CRACKS .. NOTHING ELSE TO TELL YOU,REALLY .. HIT THE LONG ONE !! - ZB/D^E F"F$G&G(G*G,G. - >(SEMI POPI:) YOO WILLY !! HERE IS ANOTHER INTRO TO DROOL OVER - CREDITS FOR THIS INTRO GO TO WIZZY FOR CODING , JOZZ FOR THIS GREAT TUNE AND MAP FOR THE BIG LOGO ABOVE - WELL,DON'T LOOSE TO MUCH WATER OR YOU'LL DRY OUT,AND YOU DON'T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN,DO YAH ?? WRAP - BORED TO DEATH,I'M WONDERING .. 'WHAT TO WRITE ??' .. LISTENING TO 'KAYLEIGH' I REALISE .. 'NOTHING,THERE'S SIMPLY NOTHING TO WRITE ABOUT' - 0 AND THAT,MY DEAR FELLOW COMPUTER FREAX IS THE TRUTH,THE WHOLE TRUTH AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH !! I COULD OFCOURSE TELL YOU ABOUT THE FACT THAT MY DOG HAS EATEN THE MAILMAN TODAY,OR THAT ONE OF THE COWS FROM NEXT DOOR CAN'T FLY ANYMORE BECOZ IT BROKE IT'S WING,BUT I'M SURE YOU AREN'T INTERESTED IN THAT - I COULD ALSO TELL YOU THAT THIS SCREEN WAS FIRST RELEASED AS THE INTRO TO 'AMBITION 2' AND (I THINK) HASN'T BEEN USED SINCE (NOW MORE THEN 2 MONTHS AGO!!) BUT IF THERE'S ONE THING ON THIS WHOLE,DAMNED WORLD YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW ABOUT,IT SHOULD BE THAT - MARILLION HAS STOPPED COMPLAINING AND NOW THE SCORPIONS TAKE OVER,I SEE NOTHING ELSE TO DO THEN TO LET THIS SCROLL COMMITING SUICIDE - & GOODBYE OR DON'T,I DON'T GIVE A DAMN - 5WORLD WIDE EXPRESSIVE - #1WAIT WHILE I LOAD IN YET MORE OLD CRAP.. - SHIT !! YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY MAKES ME MAD ?? NO,IT ISN'T WHEN SOMEBODY TAKES AWAY MY STOOL IN THE BAR WHEN I JUST WENT TO PISS FOR A MOMENT .. THAT MAKES ME MAD,BUT YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES ME EVEN MORE MAD ?? NO,IT ISN'T MAP COMPLAINING ABOUT MY COLOURS,EVEN WHEN HE HAS BEEN GIVEN THE CHANCE TO IMPROVE THEM,ALTHOUGH I CAN GET REAL PISSED OFF BY THAT TOO - 1 BUT WHAT REALLY MAKES ME MAD IS THE FACT THAT I WRITE 30 BLOCKS OF TEXT AND MY COMPUTER STARTS ACTING FUNNY,LIKE IT WAS SOME KIND OF MECHANISED EDDY MURPHY,AND WHOOPS <NOTHING PERSONAL RAFFE> GONE IS THE TEXT !! AND IT WAS SO GOOD,TRUELY THE BEST TEXT EVER WRITTEN <HEHE,IT'S EASY FOR ME TO SAY THAT NOW - I> . ANYWAY,HERE'S THE STORY,IT'S GETTING KIND OF LATE <WELL,EARLY IS MORE THE WORD FOR IT> AND I'M NOW MAKING A TERRIBLE ERROR .. I'VE JUST PUT ANOTHER TAPE IN THE FUCKED UP,DIRTY,BROKE,ONLY 2 MONTHS OLD CASSETTE RECORDER FROM MY KID BROTHER,AND IT IS RENE FROGER SBING - <I WONDER HOW HE EVER GOT ON THE TAPE ??> . DUTCH COMPUTER FREAKS MIGHT KNOW HIM AS THE GUY WHO CAN BE SO HAPPY WITH JUST A SIMPLE CUP OF FRESH T - !! WELL,IT'S NOT THAT SONG HE'S TRYING TO SPOIL MY GOOD MOOD WITH,BUT ANOTHER ONE CALLED 'WINTER IN AMERICA' .. I WONDER WHY HE DIDN'T STAY THERE,INSTEAD OF BOTHERING ME - HAH,THINGS CHANGE FOR THE BETTER NOW,'FAME' TAKES OVER WITH A SONG ABOUT A NOT SO LOW FIDELITY <SHIT MAN,WHAT A WORD,I BET THEY ONLY INVENTED IT SO I COULD MISS-SPELL IT IN A SCROLLTEXT,THE WHOLE BLOODY WORLD HATES ME !!> - A FEW MINUTES AGO I WAS CALLED BY THE 'ANNUAL COMPUTER OSCAR BOARD' AND THEY TOLD ME I WAS NOMINATED FOR 'THE MOST CRAP-WRITING COMPUTER FREAK IN 1989' . HURRAY !! FINALLY ANOTHER CHANCE TO BECOME FAMOUS AND RICH !! LAST YEAR I WAS BEATEN BY MAP/WWE,BUT THAT'S NO WONDER,THIS GUY EVEN TALKS BULLSHIT THE WHOLE BLOODY DAY,HE'S A REAL PRO - OH MY LORD !! I JUST REMEMBER THAT IT'S THE QUEENS BIRTHDAY TODAY,SO ALL THE BARS WILL BE CLOSED TONIGHT - OH NO !! WHAT AM I GONNA HAVE TO DO TONIGHT .. IT'S SATURDAY EVENING AND I - OH NO .. OH PLEASE,SAY IT'S NOT TRUE .. I WILL HAVE .. I WILL HAVE TO - * <I CAN'T EVEN SAY IT WITHOUT STARTING TO CRY> .. I WILL HAVE TO STAY HOME !! OH HELP !! WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH MY LIFE ?? MY FUTURE IS RUINED !! I CAN SEE MYSELF NOW,APPLYING FOR A JOB AND THEN BEING TOLD 'FUCK OFF MR.TDJ,WE HAVE PROVE THAT YOU STAYED HOME SATURDAY NIGHT 1 MAY IN THE YEAR 1989' - I WILL NEVER GET A JOB !! I'M DOOMED !! THERE'S NOTHING ELSE TO DO THEN TO FACE THE CONSEQUENCES AND TO COMMIT SUICIDE - SIGNING OFF BECOZ HE HAS TO LOOK FOR A GOOD,STRONG PIECE OF ROPE .. THE DEAD JUDGE/WWE - YEAHH !! I'M A SCROLL AND NOT ONLY THAT,I'M ALSO THE FASTEST SCROLL ON THIS SCREEN .. HAHA !! TDJ IS GOING TO KILL HIMSELF,THAT'S WHY HE ASKED ME TO TELL SOMETHING ABOUT MYSELF .. SO HERE IT IS .. - MY LIFE AS A SCROLL - !! YOU KNOW,LIFE FOR US SCROLLS ISN'T VERY EASY,ALWAYS HAVING TO SCROLL SMOOTHLY FROM RIGHT TO LEFT (WELL,THERE ARE A FEW STUBBORN SCROLLS WHO DO IT THE OTHER WAY AROUND BUT I DON'T TALK WITH THEM,THE SCUM !!) AND SOMETIMES WITH DIFFERENT TEXT TOO .. YOU SEE,MY DEAR COMPUTER FREAX,WHEN YOU PRESS SPACE WE DON'T STOP SCROLLING .. NO WAY,THAT'S ONE OF THE BIGGEST MISTAKES IN THE COMPUTER WORLD .. WE JUST SCROLL ALONG,WAITING UNTIL WE CAN BE WATCHED AGAIN,BECOZ AFTER ALL,THAT'S WHAT WE SCROLLS LIVE FOR !! I WAS INVENTED BY TDJ AND SOME OTHER SCROLLS TOLD ME I COULDN'T HAVE HAD MORE LUCK,ACCORDING TO THEM HE IS A REAL NICE CHAP,WITH LOTS AND LOTS OF ORIGINAL SCROLLTEXT IN HIS SLEEVES !! I WAS TALKING WITH ANOTHER SCROLL A FEW DAYS AGO .. HE DIDN'T LOOK TO HAPPY SO I ASKED HIM .. 'WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU' .. WELL,HE SAID,LIFE IS HARD FOR A SCROLL SUCH AS I .. YOU SEE,MY MASTER IS CHARON AND HE ALWAYS WRITES THE SAME TEXT,THAT HE IS OUT OF INSPIRATION AND THEN ENDING WITH 'FUCK THE PINS AND - ' SOME STUPID WORDS .. I TOLD THE SCROLL THAT HE SHOULDN'T BE DOING THAT TO HIMSELF,THAT HE HAD TO FIGHT AGAINST CHARON SO HE COULD GET A BETTER CHANCE - % THIS MORNING HE CALLED ME AND TOLD MBE H - AD TAKEN MY ADVICE . HE NOW WAS A MEMBER OF THE 'U.S.A.C.U.',THE UNITED SCROLLS AGAINST CHARON'S UNORIGINALITY .. WELL,ISN'T THAT JUST NICE .. LUCKILY FOR ME I DON'T HAVE SUCH PROBLEMS WITH TDJ AS MY MASTER - OKAY,I'M GONNA WRAP AGAIN BECOZ I THINK I TOLD ENOUGH BUT REMEMBER .. EVEN IF YOU DON'T SEE US,WE'RE ALWAYS SCROLLING ALONG - FUCK OFF !! GO AWAY !! KIDNAP YOUR LITTLE SISTER AND SELL HER TO YOUR GRANDMA (GIVES HER A CHANCE TO SEE HER GRANDDAUGHTER TOO) !! BUT WHATEVER YOU DO,DON'T READ THIS TEXT,OTHERWISE I'LL HAVE TO WRITE IT - .9 OH !! I HATE YOU .. YOU - YOU TWISTED AROUND,ALL FUCKED UP,NEVER SLEEPING,ATARI ST LIKING,ADIDAS SHOES WEARING,DOUBLE DRAGON PLAYIG,COSBY SHOW WATCHING SON OF A BITCH !! HAVE YOU GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO THEN SPOILING MY EVENING BY WATCHING THIS DEMO .. WHOSE BLOODY IDEA WAS IT ANYWAY TO RELEASE AN INTRO COLLECTION SO HE COULD WRITE ALL HIS FRUSTRATIONS AWAY - OH YES,I REMEMBER,IT WAS KIND OF LITTLE ME .. (SHIT,I HATE THOSE PSYCHOLOGIC SCROLLTEXTS) !! WELL,WHAT DO YOU WANT - .0 YOU WANT NAMES - 1 OKAY,THEN I'LL GIVE YA NAMES . WHAT ABOUT THESE - WELL,IF THAT ISN'T ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU PUKE,I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS - .5 STILL NOT SATISFIED - OH,I GET IT !! YOU WANT THE NAMES FROM THE GUYS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS PART !! WELL,IT'S THREE OF THOSE AND ANOTHER ONE TOO . HAPPY NOW - WELL,I'M NOT,THAT'S WHY I STOP WRITING NOW,YOU CAN DO SOMETHING ELSE,LIKE READING ONE OF THE OTHER TEXTS OR,WHEN YOU'RE NOT CRAZY,PRESSING SPACE .. FUCK OFF !! -